He Said/She Said

An inside look into the opposite sexes’ views on wine vs. whiskey

While men may be from Mars and women from Venus, both have had much to say about wine and whiskey throughout the ages. Check out the differences between the two sexes and see if you agree with women (these ladies picked wine) compared to men (they do love their whiskey.)

He Said

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
– Mark Twain

Wobblesplain: It’s delicious because it’s tasty. Duh.


She Said

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING!
– Tanya Masse

Wobblesplain: Duct tape is fine like wine.


He Said

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
– Johnny Carson

Wobblesplain: I just need whiskey. That’s all.


She Said

A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow.
– Kathy Mattea

Wobblesplain: This scenario is so very sad.


He Said

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
– Tommy Cooper

Wobblesplain: Drinking whiskey makes you lose track of time.


She Said

Wine. How classy people get wasted.
– Unknown

Wobblesplain: Even though the author is “unknown”, we believe a woman said this because, well, just because.


Ladies and gentlemen, there’s really no need to decide if either wine or whiskey is the winner because our Oct. 6 race will have plenty of both. Learn more and get ready to join in on the wobble ›